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Post subject: Re: Mansion Mayhem Quotes of the Week Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:57 pm |
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Quotes for 4/18/11:
It’s OK, I had Jen Pershing. – Brian I have done a lot of ballsy things in my life. – Pilar Are you buzzed right now? – Brian He’s a very busy man. We just lost Deanna Brooks. – Pilar Sweet little Pilar doesn’t do anything bad unless Deanna is involved. – Brian Did you just have a blackout moment? – Brian We should have named it Roasted or Toasted for Japan. – Deanna Brooks Come follow me on Twitter. I’m funny I think. – Deanna Pilar does things I can’t physically do. – Jen Pershing My lips are on fire. – Pilar
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Post subject: Re: Mansion Mayhem Quotes of the Week Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:37 pm |
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Quotes for 4/25/11:
I’m Pilar Lastra and I’m seriously having Dirty Marie all over me. – Pilar I was that gentleman in the giant pink bunny outfit. – Brian I would sneak out but I would always leave my mom a note. – Pilar You gotta love Pooh. He’s always calling me out on my BS. – Pilar You get down to your knickers if that makes you comfortable. – Pilar
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Post subject: Re: Mansion Mayhem Quotes of the Week Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 3:33 pm |
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Quotes for 5/2/11:
I want Cuda back. - Pilar I want another piece. - Brian Are you trying to seduce me? Are you trying to make me horny? - Pilar We need to take a road trip to the box. - Brian
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Post subject: Re: Mansion Mayhem Quotes of the Week Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 3:22 pm |
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Quotes for 5/16/11:
Hey mom! You want to see Pilar on the stripper pole? – Brian I can’t even work the pole. – Pilar Pilar cooked mole? – Pilar Excluding myself, I have a charming personality. – Pilar Do the ‘ooh’. - Brian
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Post subject: Re: Mansion Mayhem Quotes of the Week Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 3:24 pm |
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Quotes for 5/23/11:
You know what fans? I fucked up. – Brian I didn’t even know I was naked. – Whitney Cordray Right now we’re leaning toward Eargasm. – Jaime Edmondson
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Post subject: Re: Mansion Mayhem Quotes of the Week Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 2:58 pm |
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Quotes for 5/30/11:
From that moment on, I pay attention to women’s hands. – Pilar Why do we have 2 days of wardrobe fitting when everything ends up on the floor? – Pilar Arny, throw something at me! – Pilar Just make sure my nips don’t look too big. – Pilar Arny, what do I do with this hand? – Pilar
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Post subject: Re: Mansion Mayhem Quotes of the Week Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:42 pm |
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Quotes for 6/6/11:
It looks like a big mound of pubes. - Brian My Indian heritage part just got real happy. - Brian Let me apologize for my ultrazenness today. - Pilar I'm spying on the Russians while living in America. - Irina Voronina You got the finger there. - Brian My sex life depends on the Heat winning. - Marie Don't you want me to continue having great orgasms? - Marie Babe, don't worry about it. You can have the butt tonight. - Marie Speaking of butt sex, I'm just kidding. - Irina Butt sex is so much easier to pick up on. - Irina You're going to see me milking... - Irina Next time I spell my name, I'll do it with all sexual...no I won't. - Pilar Elizabeth, sex is not gross, I promise you. - Irina I'm actually popping that cherry this year. - Ashley Hobbs
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Post subject: Re: Mansion Mayhem Quotes of the Week Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:37 pm |
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Quotes for 6/13/11:
I can do math. My dad would be proud. – Brian You give him a little bitty taste. He puts no more than the head in. - Elizabeth There is a lot of wood that needs to be laid in my house. – Pilar And her dress is going to be soaking wet. - Pilar I am still single and available and accepting applications. - Pilar I’m already salivating. - Brian
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Post subject: Re: Mansion Mayhem Quotes of the Week Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:30 pm |
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Quotes for 6/20/11 (Two Year Anniversary):
I was really stoked for Amber and Barbie. They really performed. – Brian Ooh!!! Brian just spit all over me! – Pilar We’ve been giving each other shit for two years. – Brian It’s my damn box…of chocolate. – Pilar I don’t spit it, I swallow it. – Amie Nicole I love that you’re making pretty girls well-rounded. – Pilar Pilar! Get your fingers out of there! – Brian Every girl is looking for a title and a contract. It’s called marriage. – Pilar
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Post subject: Re: Mansion Mayhem Quotes of the Week Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:28 pm |
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Quotes for 6/27/11:
You know Brian; you really need to start following me on Twitter. – Pilar My mother was sending me text messages in her broken English. – Pilar When you walk into that tent, it looks like Barbie puked all over the place. – Brian I had to check my chest today to make sure I didn’t grow any hair. – Pilar Are you really saying that stupid shit that’s coming out of your mouth? - Pilar I tried to set Jen up with a girl, but she wasn’t that into it. – Paris Hilton You were kind of at a dykes on bikes club. – Brian And my little dog doesn’t do it for me every night. - Pilar
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